Teen guy #1: Yo, I was Christmas shopping with Julia and her other friend at Sephora, and they got the weirdest f*ckin gift for Anne.
Teen girl: What was it?
Teen guy #1: Well, we walked into the store, and Julia asked if they sold this cream that you put on your ass that takes away, like, stretch marks and pimples on your ass and sh*t. It was f*ckin nasty. They got her ass cream.
Teen guy #2: That's f*ckin weird, yo. It's like, 'Oh, Anne, I was thinking of getting you this really nice sweater for Christmas--' '--Forget the sweater! All I want is some Grade A ass cream!'
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