5 Tips for Geeks to get Laid
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Attractive women do fall for geeks. Heck, I am one of them. I mean, I am a geek. Really.
I hear this all the time from my fellow guy friends “I can never get that hot girl”, well guess what, you won’t if you don’t start changing the way you think and start making that girl notice you.
I admit, I always had a thing for geeks, generally because, despite popular belief, they are actually quite romantic. I get really sad when nice guys start acting not so nice guy because they think they finish last. Wrong.
I know you are asking me already, so how can I get a hot girl and not ended up hearing her say “Well, I just see you as a friend.” If you are looking for an answer, I don’t have it. I only have the motivational power to tell you that you should not change who you are on the inside but you can play the game by slightly changing what you wear on the outside. So I am sharing this with Noah so he can share it with you.
1) Don’t ask your other intellectual friends you play Counter Strike with if they think you look great in your tucked in striped shirt with checkered pants. Please. Ask your sister to go shopping with you or your friends who are girls to help you pick some nice gentleman clothing that looks handsome on you.
2) Don’t wear jeans that are tight on you. Somewhat baggy is cool, but don’t let it hang off your ass or jeans that are too tight that your balls can choke and your zipper keeps getting unzipped by itself.
3) Wear cologne. Your sister’s perfume doesn’t count. A little dab will do. The trick is to have her tell you “Wow you smell great, when you give her a hug” bonus point if she makes out with you but please if the guy next to you at the urinal can smell you, that’s too much.
4) A touch of geekiness is actually pretty cool. A great shirt from Kid Robot paired with a pair of jeans is very very cool. But please refer to #3.
5) Stay away from the gel. Believe me she doesn’t want to feel how hard and stiff your hair is.
Wow look at you now! Only 5 tips and you look and smell dashing already. Now that I am done writing this, let me get back to reading for my finals.
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