yeah well.... funny you should mention it there Crazy Wabbit... but since you asked and all.. I am usually that guy.
And before all you guys freak out about spam... relax.. this is what I do, professionally.
IF you need any help, let me know. It's what i do, check out my site
http://www.tommylogic.com
I usually offer guys free non-disclosure agreements so they can keep the job in-house. I'm not soliciting work, just saying, if you need help, thats the nature of my business... who knows, if you program php or aspx, I outsource almost all that & might even need you for when I get in the exact same position.
There.. was that so bad? I don't think so, I'm here to help man, if you get bunched up. It's what I do.