[Toon]

Greg finally gets remarried and one day not long after the end of
their honeymoon his wife starts complaining about him spending all his
free time in a bar. So one night he takes her along with him.

"What'll you have?" Greg asked.

"Oh, I don't know. The same as you I suppose," his wife replied. So,
Greg ordered a couple of Jack Daniel's and threw his down in one shot.
His wife watched him, then took a sip from her glass and immediately
spit it out.

"Yuck, that's TERRIBLE!" she spluttered. "I don't know how you can
drink this stuff!"

"Well, there you go," cried Greg. "And you think I'm out enjoying
myself every night!"