Guy in line for hot dog: Oh, so you're pregnant?
Woman in line (looks at stomach): Nope, just fat.
--Hot Dog Vendor near WTC
Asian woman #1 (reading ad for tv show): This looks kind of like Dynasty. You know, rich people stabbing each other in the back.
Asian woman #2: Oh, please. Look--the whole cast is white. I see conniving white people all day at work: why watch them again when I get home?
--4 Train
Chubby Hispanic guy: I got soap on a rope, dude.
Manly black guy: And I got scissors, baby.
--W 34th St
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20-something girl (following older man and sniffing him): Mmmmmmm.
Older man (letting her pass): Excuse me?
Girl: Sorry about that. You smell like my boyfriend. And he dumped me two days ago. (eyes well up)
Older man: Well, you're making me nervous. Keep on walking, honey.
--4 Train
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