Girl #1: So, you didn't go to the show?
Girl #2: Hell no.
Girl #1: My boyfriend tried to make me go.
Girl #2: Why would I want to go? I've slept with like, everyone there. Like I need to see a close up of all of the STDs I've narrowly avoided?
--Double Down, Houston & A
Roommate #1, from kitchen: Hey, have you seen my pot?
Roommate #2: Wait... The one you cook with?
Roommate #1: Yeah.
Roommate #2: Oh! Uh, no.
--Pratt Institute
Girl on cell: Just stay out of the sun and keep your clam shut. Okay, bye.
Friend: Did you just tell her to keep her clam shut?
--Manhattan College
Crazy man in leather pants: Bitches, I seen it all! Bitches, hoes, I done it all... Y'all, who won the Yankees game last night? I said, who won the Yankees game last night?! Can I get a motherf*cking answer? [Pause.] F*ck all y'all, f*ck all y'all n*ggas, black, white, f*ck all y'all white n*ggas [Pause.] B*tches, hoes, Cadillacs! I done it all! F*ck all y'all [Pause.] Peace, love, and respect baby for all. I love all y'all.
--A Train
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