My best one:
At a party a friend and I accidentally snapped a 'park' bench clean in two. We propped it back up in a fashion that looked as it was okay, and as it was dark you really couldn't tell it was bust. A few hours later (early hours of the morning) we heard screaming tears from a massive girl. I mean award winningly fat.
It turns out that, in the dark, she'd walked over to the bench to sit down (she was very drunk) and as it was literally holding itself up, it gave out. The lass thought her own fat self had broken it and was wailing about being overweight and it really ruined what little self confidence she had left.
We never told her...
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